Arvind Kejariwal Jokes

Be ready for top excuses from mr bhagoda (Arvind Kejriwal )
1. Electricity: Central government is not giving us cheap electricity - blame BJP

2. Schools: Central government is not giving us land to make schools- blame BJP

3. WiFi: We are not getting security clearance to set up wifi-blame BJP

4. Women Security: Home guards are not enough to cover entire Delhi, we have asked center for help but center not helping - blame BJP

5. Water: we are not getting water from Haryana. We have complained but nothing happened- blame BJP

6. Jokepal: Delhi already has Lokayukta home ministry asking why two parallel laws are required- blame BJP

7. Jobs: We have asked center to extend their job schemes to Delhi but we are unable to get them to do so- blame BJP

8. VIP culture: home ministry had thrust house, car, Z grade security on to us what can we do, we have to accept- blame BJP

9. Price rise: price rise is subject to center policy and we can't do anything. Let's protest by Dharna - blame BJP""

Happy New Year

Top Ten Hindi New Year SMS:

10th:

Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala,

Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala,

Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala,

Yahi Dua karta hai apka yeh chahne wala…

9th:

Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear

Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear

Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear…

Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year…

8th:

Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door

Kya karein yahi hai Kudrat ka Dastoor

Purani Yaadein soch kar Udaas na ho Tum

Naya Saal aaya hai chalo..

DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM

7th

is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,

Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,

bahut Pyara safar raha 2012 ka,

apna sath 2013 me bhi banaye rakhna…

6th

Beet gaya so beet gaya,

Kahe yaad naa tuh bhulaye re,

Kat jaat jivan uski khoj mein

Jis safalta ke hit tuh nain bhichaye re…

Bhool ja kal ko …

Naye saal mein ab naye geet banaye re..

5th

Is Naye Saal mai..

Jo tu chahe wo tera ho,

Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,

Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar…

4th

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye double,

Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare trouble,

Khuda rakkhe hamesha tujhe smart & fit,

Tere liye New Year ho super-duper hit!!

3rd

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,

ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,

vishvas se bante hai Rishte,

aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,

Jaise Aap…..

Happy New Year.

2nd

jJane anjane humne 2012 me agar apka dil dukhaya,

kasht pahuchaya, taklif di ya aur jo bhi kuch kiya…

uske liye jo karte bane karlo,

hum 2013 me bhi nahi sudhrenge…

1st

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,

Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,

Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…

Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.

Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar…

Have a lucky and wonderful 2015

Happy New Year

जाने अनजाने में अगर 2014 में
मुझ से आपका दिल दुखा हो ……!!
या
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आप दुखी हुए हो तो उस के लिए 2015 में भी तैयार रहना
 क्यों के…!!
सिर्फ कलेंडर बदला है हम नही !!
Happy New year 2015

Happy New Year

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Jaan hain – JANUARY
Pyaar hain – FEBRUARY
Mast hain – MARCH
Aasha hain – APRIL
Milan hain – MAY
Judaai hain – JUNE
Jakhm hain – JULY
Ashiqui hain – AUGUST
Sitam hai – SEPTEMBER
OK hain – OCTOBER
Nagme hai – NOVEMBER
Deedar hai- DECEMBER
Meri Jaan ko – Happy New Year! 

sad sms

आज कुछ बस्ते घर नहीं जायेंगे .....

वो 26/11 था ये 16/12 है,

कल धरती हमारी थी, 

और हथियार तुम्हारे थे,

आज धरती भी तुम्हारी है

और हथियार भी तुम्हारे है,

हमे दुःख कल भी था और आज भी है....

कैसी होगी उस माँ की हालत जिसके बच्चे ने कहा होगा कि माँ मैं आज स्कूल नहीं जाऊंगा और माँ ने उसे डाँट डपटकर जबरदस्ती स्कूल भेजा होगा..


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मासूमों की मौत पर जब रोता था हिन्दुस्तान
तब जश्न मनाता था पाकिस्तान
आज जब रो रहा है पाकिस्तान
तब रो रहा है पूरा हिन्दुस्तान

यही फर्क है.... 

हम कट्टर हो सकते हैं क्रूर नहीं !!